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From the White House: New INFOSEC Guidelines

05 May 2011

President Obama campaigned on a platform of Government transparency.  To his credit, he has taken steps in that direction, such as lifting the ban on photographing flagged draped coffins returning from the wars.  Again, to his credit, he made it clear that Americans should not be shielded from the horrors of war.  Paradoxically, yesterday, he banned the release of photos of the body of Osama bin Laden. 

The White House has today issued these new INFOSEC guidelines, effective Monday, 09 May 2011.

UNCLASSIFIED
New INFOSEC Guidelines from GoTUNSA
(Government of The United States of America)

GoTUNSA has issued a new classification schedule.  All documents used by GoTUNSA (see appendix and definitions) are to use this classification system beginning 09 May 2011.

The new classifications are as follows.  Please see appendix and definitions for more details on each level of classification.

UNCLASSIFIED                                    

INCONVENIENT    
EMBARRASSING     
TOP EMBARRASSING    

SCARY
VERY SCARY
TOP VERY SCARY

TOP EMBARRASSING SCARY
TOP EMBARRASSING SCARY, COMPARTMENTALIZED,
TOP EMBARRASSING SCARY, COMPARTMENTALIZED, CODE WORD

UNPC
UNPC EMBARRASSING
UNPC EMBARRASSING SCARY

SPECIAL ACCESS
YOU ARE VERY SPECIAL
YOU ARE VERY VERY SPECIAL
YOU ARE VERY VERY VERY SPECIAL
YOU ARE VERY EXTREMELY SPECIAL
YOU ARE EXTREMELY EXTREMLY SPECIAL
YOU ARE MORE SPECIAL THAN ANYONE WITH LOWER CLEARANCE

WEB ADMINISTRATOR
TOP WEB ADMINISTRATOR 

YOU ARE GOD
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Shhh…you are Chinese Government Hacker
Top shhhh…Chinese Government Hacker Web Administrator

All documents created or used by GoTUNSA shall be stamped top and bottom in RED INK, underscored, and using the FONT shown.

---NOTHING FOLLOWS---
UNCLASSIFIED

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